The review itself was somewhat relevant, however it took myself and a team of scientists to crack the strange code it was written in... turns out the writer is simply what we call a "dumb-ass". Now the scientists and I concluded that "dumb-ass-ed-ness" does not occur over night, but is rather the result of long term ignorance and neglect from the parental unit(s) caring for this strange and all too common creature. In layman's terms, retards are breeding. Now this poses a very serious threat to society. Already the use of common sense has gone missing. Once unnecessary labels and warnings such as "Caution! Coffee is hot!" and "Professional driver. Closed Course" or even "Suffocation Hazard. Bag is not a toy" are now in place to protect these "dumbasses" (young and old alike, seeing as how there's no intellectual difference between the two) from hurting themselves and others. This ensures their kind will continue to thrive until all logic and reasoning are completely wiped out. We will become a society walking blindly through life until finally our ignorance catches up with us and we too become extinct like the common knowledge and understanding that is so quickly slipping away. Even worse is their sheer physical strength. The average retard has the strength of 5 men and can flame even the most civilized of boards at the alarming rate of 200+ words per minute! 90% of which are either misspelled or just the wrong word all together making comprehension next to impossible.

Now since I'm a nice guy, I won't post the screen shot I took of the review that chapped my ass. However, if my internets continue to become infected in this way, rest assured that I will make a weekly montage of these idiots and spare no privacy.

Meh.

What the hell do you care? I don't know you.

Or do I?....

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Thanks for nothing,
lol

Thats really about it...

I have been waiting for a long time for this moment because I honestly believe that its time this state gave something back...like money...after all the money I have been legally obligated to give to it in the past.

Rock.