Score: 8

"awesome...but"

submission: A Typical Wednesday

date: October 21, 2009

very short and pointless. Once the three big guys come in and you have those heat seeking missiles come after you its game over. I managed to dodge an insane amount of bullets and enemies to the point where I was confused as to how I was still alive and then the whole screen becomes enveloped in a fog of inevitable doom. Good job so far. Keep improving and I wont come find you....

Score: 3

"Has more potential than it does anything else"

submission: Glass Fish Rhythm

date: October 15, 2009

Could be an amazing game if it werent so painstakingly tedious. The music aspect makes you believe that the game has a certain pace to it, but the reality is that its incredibly memory-based and slow which makes it like doing the same puzzle over and over which is NOT fun.

Close but no cigar.

Score: 10

"Didn't even finish watching it....sort of..."

submission: Fat and You

date: August 27, 2009

Because I hate fat people. By now I've seen the whole flash though...

Fat = Evil FTW

5'd

Score: 5

"It was allright"

submission: What Birthers Believe

date: August 27, 2009

The monotony of the Kenyan voice over was putting me to sleep and the animation wasn't too great but the artistic quality and sound were good. As for the story, I had no Idea. Strange...

For the record, Obama isn't a terrorist, he's a communist. There is a difference.

Score: 10

"RRRRREeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Naruto Super Dub

date: August 3, 2009

My most loved flash for viewing whenever I see!

Score: 10

"Never gonna give you up"

submission: Metal Gill Jawesome

date: July 24, 2009

I started to read Cpt Queermo's over analyzed critique until I realized he has no real insights to share.. The underwater references were coming at me so fast and were so well placed I hardly found the time to laugh at them. This was brilliantly executed. And for the record, just because its based on something that already exists is no reason try and act like you're special and blam or downvote this. If you still don't like it, blame Luis.

Score: 5

"fix the bugs"

submission: Demonic Truck

date: July 6, 2009

No challenge completion or fail notification
(returned to menu after challenges)
No sound effects
Rotation acceleration speed is too high
Can only move right when choosing vehicle
If truck flips, it drives upside down
No music during challenges

At least you're half way there.

Score: 10

"Was not funny..."

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: June 30, 2009

...I jerked off to this

I guess that makes us both 10/10!

;)

Score: 4

"Looks nice..."

submission: Mario's Adventure 2!

date: June 12, 2009

thats about it. You can literally hold the right and up arrows to beat the first three levels... thats when I quit. Collision detection is terrible.

Score: 10

"I don't think everybody gets the joke...."

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 13, 2009

My penis size alone allows me to vote 10/10 on this however...